Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Masters & Slaves

dectatorship, bullying & intimidation, feeling of insecurity, blackmailing... God bless the Queen.

Monday, May 11, 2009

الفتنة نائمة؛ لعن الله من أيقظها


عن المغيرة بن شعبة مرفوعا (كان ينهى عن قيل وقال وإضاعة المال، وكثرة السؤال وفي لفظ إن الله كره لكم ذلك) متفق عليه.

على الرغم من استيائي مما نُقل وممن نَقل، إلا أنني أهيب بنفسي عن الخوض في هذه السفاسف.

Monday, May 4, 2009

The Damned Effect of a Psycho

I’ve put on my I’m-so-depressed sneakers and worn a pair of my feeling-down set of jeans for the God-knows time since I moved to this department. You know that I don’t respect jeans and sneakers for work, don’t you? Having said that, I’m not into the so-made-up look as well. You know that I’m a feminine minimalist, don’t you? Gosh, how I hate Lebanese for ruining the Arabs’ sense of fashion and changing them into clowns, rather, whores. Anyhow, it’s about my Syrian, not Lebanese, boss with an American passport with a monthly paycheck worth of all of the department’s staff together. I heard that he received 80000 Saudi Riyals six years ago, God knows, how much he gets now. Anyways, it was not about his salary, you know, it’s about how miserable I’m at this department.

Yesterday, I got a compliment on my I’m-so-depressed sneakers and feeling-down pair of jeans from Mercy. You know her, the tomboy from ORA? I sarcastically replied that I'm getting inspired by your sense of fashion. Everybody laughed at this joke including Mercy. Oh dear, I should stop talking about it, I know.

This is part of a letter that I sent to Omar, my imaginary soulmate.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

If you're not fit, quit!

You definitly need a shrink!

Monday, April 20, 2009

الشق أكبر من الرقعة


وش اكتب.. وش اخلي!

Monday, March 9, 2009

حسبنا الله ونعم الوكيل

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

قال تعالى: "ولا يجرمنكم شنآن قوم على ألا تعدلوا، اعدلوا هو أقرب للتقوى". إن كنت كبيراً، فالله أكبر. الله أكبر، هو حسبي وهو نعم الوكيل سبحانه.

مرسلته،

موظفة!